Increasingly Rare

The increasingly rare, but equally terrible, not at work selfie.

Work Toilet Selfie, Just Because I'm Vane As Fuck

Work toilet selfie, just because I'm vane as fuck.

Also on a side note, I had an absolutely terrible weekend diet wise. I went totally off the rails on Saturday, packing away in the region of 6000 calories worth of booze and BBQ. Sunday wasn't much better, I ate left over BBQ for breakfast and devoured an entire 200g bar of chocolate in the evening (there's well over 1000 calories on its own). Consequently this week I've been trying to stick to around 1500 calories a day, it's only Tuesday and I've already let myself down. Why are ham sandwiches and crisps so hard to ignore?

Back To Work Vanity

Back to work tomorrow after a week off and a serious case of the Sunday blues has already set in, to say that I'm really not looking forward to it would be one hell of an understatement. In an effort to cheer myself up, and because I'm kinda vain, I spent far too long pulling stupid faces at the camera on my mobile phone.

Just Because

My face, just because I can, because I’m slightly vain, because it’s been a couple of days since I last posted anything of my own and because I always look better in natural light.

Yet Another Selfie

A truly horrific image of me, taken under the harsh lights of the NEC at the, somewhat disappointing, creative craft show last weekend.

The Lunch Break Work Toilet Selfie...

The lunch break work toilet mirror selfie, because I am the living embodiment of vanity and slightly weird face pulling... love me! LOVE ME!!