I Am Accident Prone In The Stupidest Way

I seem to be extremely accident prone and that often leads me to cut myself a LOT, but never in normal ways. Today I managed to cut myself on some partially melted ice, so basically water, while I was defrosting my freezer. A couple of months ago I took a huge chunk out of my thumb on a potato, not the metal peeler or the very large knife I used to prepare the potato, I did it literally on the potato itself. Before that I managed to tear my finger nail, splitting it almost all the way down it’s length, whilst washing a spatula. I genuinely have no clue how I manage it, the worse part is I often handle large knives while cooking or sharp tools at work and never even get a scratch.